| slovo | definícia |
lart
(encz) | LART,Luser Attitude Re-adjustment Tool [Clue by four] [zkr.] |
lart
(foldoc) | Luser Attitude Re-adjustment Tool
LART
(LART) Something large, heavy and painful, used to
respond appropriately to particularly annoying lusers.
The alt.sysadmin.recovery FAQ recommends the following
LARTs. A 2x4 works fine, but a real professional needs
something a little more effective. Unfortunately, this is a
very personal thing, and no consensus has yet been reached on
the group. Everything from a simple, 7.65mm Walther (for the
Bond fans only, it's not a very good gun) to a 155mm with
depleted Uranium rounds has been suggested, some even going
for exotic things like Thermite, nukes or flamethrowers. For
further info, look at the rec.guns home page.
{alt.sysadmin.recovery FAQ
(http://ctrl-c.liu.se/~ingvar/asr/overview.html)}.
(1998-12-09)
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lart
(jargon) | LART
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Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool.
1. n. In the collective mythos of scary devil monastery, this is an
essential item in the toolkit of every BOFH. The LART classic is a 2x4 or
other large billet of wood usable as a club, to be applied upside the head
of spammers and other people who cause sysadmins more grief than just
naturally goes with the job. Perennial debates rage on
alt.sysadmin.recovery over what constitutes the truly effective LART;
knobkerries, automatic weapons, flamethrowers, and tactical nukes all have
their partisans. Compare clue-by-four.
2. v. To use a LART. Some would add “in malice”, but some sysadmins do
prefer to gently lart their users as a first (and sometimes final) warning.
3. interj. Calling for one's LART, much as a surgeon might call “Scalpel!”.
4. interj. [rare] Used in flames as a rebuke. “LART! LART! LART!”
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| | podobné slovo | definícia |
encephalartos
(encz) | encephalartos, n: |
spondylarthritis
(encz) | spondylarthritis, n: |
caterpillar-tracked
(gcide) | caterpillar-tracked \caterpillar-tracked\ adj.
having caterpillar treads or tracks on the wheels; as, a
caterpillar-tracked earthmover.
Syn: caterpillar.
[WordNet 1.5] |
Clart
(gcide) | Clart \Clart\, v. t. [Cf. Armor. kalar mud, mire, kalara to
dirt, Sw. lort mud.]
To daub, smear, or spread, as with mud, etc. [Prov. Eng.]
--Halliwell.
[1913 Webster] |
Clarty
(gcide) | Clarty \Clart"y\, a.
Sticky and foul; muddy; filthy; dirty. [Prov. Eng.]
--Halliwell.
[1913 Webster] |
encephalartos
(gcide) | encephalartos \encephalartos\ n.
any of numerous cycads of the genus Encephalartos having
stout cylindrical trunks and a terminal crown of long, often
spiny pinnate leaves.
[WordNet 1.5] |
chinese scholartree
(wn) | Chinese scholartree
n 1: handsome roundheaded deciduous tree having compound dark
green leaves and profuse panicles of fragrant creamy-white
flowers; China and Japan [syn: Japanese pagoda tree,
Chinese scholartree, Chinese scholar tree, {Sophora
japonica}, Sophora sinensis] |
encephalartos
(wn) | encephalartos
n 1: any of numerous cycads of the genus Encephalartos having
stout cylindrical trunks and a terminal crown of long often
spiny pinnate leaves |
encephalartos caffer
(wn) | Encephalartos caffer
n 1: South African cycad; the farinaceous pith of the fruit used
as food [syn: kaffir bread, Encephalartos caffer] |
genus encephalartos
(wn) | genus Encephalartos
n 1: genus of arborescent African cycads; sometimes classified
in family Cycadaceae |
spondylarthritis
(wn) | spondylarthritis
n 1: arthritis that affects one or more of the intervertebral
joints in the spine |
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